kesh decides to die

freed.

on 16.10.2008

heard a radio interview of lourd de veyra..
lead vocalist of the band radioactive sago project..
the girl dj’s were all like
“OMG..
nooooo..
aaaaaaaayy..
wowwwwwww!!
what’s your favorite book?
you’re soooo funny!!
what’s your favorite food?
oooooooooh!!!
you’re soooo sexy..”

but yeah..
i find his voice sexy too..
hehehe
and according to yahoo..
men who have sexy low-tone type of voices..
tend to have many children..
compared to those men with higher voice pitch..
coz women find them sexy..
and sexiness leads to some place nice..
hehehe

got this from the previously mentioned indian yahoo group..
i liked the biologist, the playful, and schwarzenegger versions the most..
how to say the “if you love someone.. set him free..” quote..
in different versions..

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, it’s not meant to be…

THE NEW VERSIONS…..
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within some time, forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back,
continue to wait until she comes back …

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ….

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger’ s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don’t set her free.

MBA :
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Somnambulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market

pinanood ko uli yung tom sawyer..
“hoooomaaayoooo kaaaah.. kaibigang tom sawyer..”
naalala ko nung bata ako..
pinangarap ko mamuhay gaya nila tom at huck..
tumira sa bahay na gawa sa apat na magkakasing sukat na plywood..
na nasa tuktok ng puno..
tapos me maliit na tela pang kurtina..
at walang mga magulang..
hahaha
tapos puro adventures!
gigising ng umaga para humanap ng makakain..
tapos biglang me mga kaaway..
tapos matatalo ko yung kaaway..
tapos ang saya-saya ko..

ngayon ko lang narealize na delikado pala gayahin lifestyle nila..
lalo na sa tondo ako nakatira..
baka imbis simpleng kaaway lang kalaban ko e mga talamak na  magnanakaw o rapist..
at baka hindi na rin ako nakagraduate..
nakagraduate ba sila tom?
parang hindi no?
parang B.I. tong palabas na to..

surprised with the new wp feature..
kasi color red and button nya at talagang agaw-pansin..
the poll feature..
let me try it..
please participate!


sumagot ka ba?
bastos to..
hehehe

lss ko ngayon..
ang you oughta know by the killing moon..
an alanis morissette original..
ngayon ko lang narealize..
sobrang wrathful pala tong kantang to..
pero cool yung rendition..
mapapa wraaaaaaaar!!! ka rin pag sabayan mo..
hahaha

mukhang hindi ako makakauwi ng maaga ngayon..
sakto lang..
pambawi sa mga araw na naguundertime ako..
pampalubag loob..
wehehehe
sige..
sa uulitin..
oi sumagot ka sa poll!

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One response to “freed.

  1. dency says:

    hahahahhha,i enjoyed reading ur blog,honestly now ko lng realised that u have a good sense of humour, little that i know,nway carry on girl.dont 4get our plan ha?tc

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